Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military.
Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle.
I saw an ad for a vintage French military rifle today Never fired, dropped once
The least offensive joke ever. The french military.
French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
TIL that French military units do not fly the French flag. They use a white flag instead.
I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow. His name was Napoleon Bone apart
I just bought a surplus French military rifle. Only dropped once.
The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground.
Did you hear about the French military selling new rifles? Never used, only dropped once!
How does the French military advertise its surplus WWII rifles? “Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”
How does the French Military advertise its surplus WW2 rifles? “Brand new, only been thrown onto the ground once.”