Freshman Jokes

For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a señor

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I'm a freshman taking geometry. I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose.

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You have to go to college me: you have to go to college

son: but why though?

me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?

son: yeah

me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year

(From Internet)

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My friend's wellness teacher asked him in freshman year what the most common STD in the world was... Apparently, pregnancy was the wrong answer.

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I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?" ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?

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The only thing worse than the freshman 15... ...Is the freshman 9 lbs., 3 oz.

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Yo momma so fat... When she started college, her nickname was the Freshman fifteen-hundred.

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I told my Dad it'd be embarrassing to chaperone at my schools prom. He said I'd do fine and thanks for hooking him up with the freshman date.

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I had to retake geometry freshman year of college, Cuz I am out of shape

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Darn Freshman So the freshman are in the bathrooms and one of them says, "Pass the Pressure*Volume."

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Do you know how when you go to college you gain the freshman 20lbs? Well, I've got the COVID 19

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I was walking down the street after school when I saw one of the freshman’s in my senior Calculus class getting beat up by 4 dudes. So being the Good Samaritan I am, I joined in to help. That little nerd didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us.

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With so many people home from work and school and unable to use the gym... Nobody will be gaining the Freshman 15, but most of us will gain the Covid 19

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You've heard of the Freshman 15 But wait until quarantine is over and you'll find out about the CoVid-19.

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