Freudian Jokes

Funny Freudian Jokes
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A man with no carnal desires walks into a Freudian psychoanalyst's office The psychoanalyst stops him and says, "hey, buddy, I'm gonna need to see some id."

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What is a Freudian slip? When you say one thing but mean your mother.

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.

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What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip? when you say one thing and mean a mother.

Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What's a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing, but meant your mother.

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A freudian slip So for those of you who dont know, a freudian slip is when you say one thing but you're thinking about a mother

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I saw a beautiful woman at the market today, but the skirt she wore kept reminding me of my mother Must've been a Freudian slip

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I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips Send dudes

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother

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What's a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but you mean your mother.

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I was at a lingerie store and they were advertising an old fashioned-looking nighty with the tag line "Just like mother used to wear"... It's called a Freudian Slip.

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Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

A: a Freudian slip

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What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments? A Freudian Slip.

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What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip

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A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about.

-Ricky Gervais

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What's a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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A Freudian slip When you say one thing but mean your mother

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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another

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What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip.

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear? A Freudian slip

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I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms.

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I asked my professor what a Freudian slip was He told me it's when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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Do you know what a Freudian Slip is? It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

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A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

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Doctor, I messed up. A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You fat cow, you have completely ruined my life!"

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep.

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[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip.

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Have you heard of a Freudian Slip? It's when you say one thing and mean your mother.

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I Hate Making Freudian Slips When you say one thing, but mean the mother.

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What do you call it when a Psychologist falls down? A Freudian slip.....

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Someone told me I made a Freudian slip today... but all I did was say one thing when I meant my mother.

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Freud A Freudian slip is where you say one thing, but mean your mother.

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A Freudian slip A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean a mother

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What do you call it when psychologist that falls on some ice? A Freudian Slip.

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