Hilarious Fried Chicken Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

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Why is Chick-fil-a so successful? They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

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What is the difference between organic fried chicken and GMO fried chicken? It's CRISPR.

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A drunk guy gets into a taxi.. -Ehh.. 'scuse me, driver... would it be okay if.. I left a few beers, some fried chicken, 2 tequila shots and some rice on your back seat?
-(confused)Ehm, sure.
*vomits*

Sorry people, I had to.

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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How is a woman like Kentucky Fried Chicken? When you are finished with the breast and the thigh, you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Whats long, black and hard to cut into? The line at ~~Kentucky Fried Chicken.~~ Popeyes
Edit Thanks /u/SatanicOnion

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Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because it comes with a bucket.

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I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.

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Kentucky Fried Chicken just donated a large sum of money to a hospital I heard they are calling it the Chicken Wing

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Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What did the Korean fried chicken wing say to the fried chicken leg? Boy, I wish I could fry.

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I always eat at this fried chicken place, the Cool Clucks Clan My only criticism is that they don't serve dark meat

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What did the monk use to make fried chicken? A deep friar.

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What do serial killers and people who eat fried chicken have in common? They both think the skin is the best part.

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Harry Potter Yo Mama joke Yo mama so fat her patronus is a fried chicken.

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The sign in the bathroom at Kentucky Fried Chicken said... ..."Employees must lick fingers before returning to work."

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A List of World Leaders and Whether Or Not They Own a Fried Chicken Chain Trump: No

Merkel: No

Putin: No

Trudeaux: No

Pope: Yes

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