Frisbee Jokes

I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee... He even said it was a new record.

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I always wondered why a frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer. And then it hit me.

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Funny Frisbee Jokes
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I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets... then it hit me.

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I tried to play frisbee with my dog this morning. It didn't work. Need a flatter dog

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me.

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I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . .

^^^I'm ^^^sorry

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger every second Then it hit me.

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I was playing frisbee with my dad today... I was playing frisbee with my dad today and was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I always used to wonder why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger And then it hit me

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Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me...

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I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me

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I'm going to buy a boomerang now... You need friends to play Frisbee.

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Sometimes I wonder Why is that frisbee getting bigger?
And then it hits me.

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I tried to play frisbee with my dog today but he was useless. I think I need a flatter dog.

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When flat-earth people play basketball they must be like... "Yo pass me the frisbee bro!"

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I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang.

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Went to the park yesterday to play frisbee with my dog. Think I'm gonna need a flatter dog.

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I always wondered why a Frisbee looks like it gets bigger & bigger the closer it comes to you.. and then it hit me.

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The frisbee industry will probably die one day... ...but boomerangs, those will always make a comeback.

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I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!

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Standing in the park I was wondering Why does the frisbee get larger when it gets closer?

And then it hit me.

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I have always wondered why a frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets Then it hit me

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I played Frisbee golf today... Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.

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Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me

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I was at the park today Wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger....

then it hit me.

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What did the flat-earther say when he got a frisbee for Christmas? Oh boy! A basketball!

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So I was standing there, wondering why the frisbee got bigger and bigger, Then it hit me.

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee looks larger the closer it gets Then it hit me.

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A kid throws his frisbee. It lands on her neighbor's house. She goes up to the house, and says "If you get me the frisbee I'll give you 5 dollars" and the neighbor replies "Don't worry, it's on the house.".

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What did Mickey Mouse say when a Frisbee was heading towards Trump? Donald Duck!

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I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger as time went on and then it hit me.

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I asked a flat earther to play soccer the other day... He brought a frisbee.

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