Fungus Jokes

How much room do you need to grow fungus? As mushroom as possible.

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What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship? I'm lichen it

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Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and... they took a lichen to each other

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How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As a mushroom as possible

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Funny Fungus Jokes
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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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I was going to grow a fungus farm in my backyard but there wasn't mushroom.

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How much room do you need to make a fungus? As mushrooms as possible

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What did the fungus say to the tree? I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

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A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date... He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”

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I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me

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What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi.

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What did the algae say to the fungus after the dinner together? "I'm already lichen you."

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Why didn't the fungus continue to grow? It didn't have mush room.

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Who was the leader of the Mushroom army? Fungus Khan!!!

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Why did the fungus have to downsize? There was too mush-room

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I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me

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How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As mushroom as possible.

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I'm looking to smuggle some green fungus into Eastern Europe. We'll have to see if I can get the Moldova.

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Why does the fungus always win the argument? They don't leave mushroom for debate

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany

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What do you call it when a fungus hits you below the belt? Bad sporesmanship!

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Watching Planet Earth, a bioluminescent fungus appeared on screen. A bug started crawling over it, but didn't really eat anything.

My friend: "Guess he wasn't hungry."

Me: "Yeah, he just wanted a light snack."

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Whats the difference between a dutch prostitute and a pizza? You can remove the fungus from the pizza if you want to.

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At first I didn't really care for this toenail fungus... ...but it's really starting to grow on me!

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I used to always find foot fungus to be quite repulsive. But after a while, it grew on me.

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