How much room do you need to grow fungus? As mushroom as possible.
What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship? I'm lichen it
Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and... they took a lichen to each other
How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As a mushroom as possible
Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
I was going to grow a fungus farm in my backyard but there wasn't mushroom.
How much room do you need to make a fungus? As mushrooms as possible
What did the fungus say to the tree? I think I've taken a lichen to ya.
A female fungus asked a male fungus to a date... He replied, “I always knew I was a fungi.”
I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me
What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi.
What did the algae say to the fungus after the dinner together? "I'm already lichen you."
Why didn't the fungus continue to grow? It didn't have mush room.
Who was the leader of the Mushroom army? Fungus Khan!!!
Why did the fungus have to downsize? There was too mush-room
I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me
How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As mushroom as possible.
I'm looking to smuggle some green fungus into Eastern Europe. We'll have to see if I can get the Moldova.
Why does the fungus always win the argument? They don't leave mushroom for debate
Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany
What do you call it when a fungus hits you below the belt? Bad sporesmanship!
Watching Planet Earth, a bioluminescent fungus appeared on screen.
A bug started crawling over it, but didn't really eat anything.
My friend: "Guess he wasn't hungry."
Me: "Yeah, he just wanted a light snack."
Whats the difference between a dutch prostitute and a pizza? You can remove the fungus from the pizza if you want to.
At first I didn't really care for this toenail fungus... ...but it's really starting to grow on me!
I used to always find foot fungus to be quite repulsive. But after a while, it grew on me.