IT guy John is being shown around the office by his new boss. They enter the IT department and John sees a man using two keyboards at once. "That's incredible", says John. "Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once". "Hey!" replied his boss. "That's stereotyping. "
Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte" So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"
What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?
Anakin Skywalker.
(Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Why did the geek want to go to a party full of vampires, zombies, and ghosts. He wanted to finally be the life of a party.
What did one computer geek emo say to the other? WinRAWR.
How many geek squad geeks does it take to change out a lightbulb? 1. Just sign here on the new mortgage and turn in your old house. The new one comes with all new bulbs and they're all guaranteed for 3 years. Would you like the home warranty with that?
What do you call a tech geek you joins the wrong group of friends A miss-clique
I went to see a guy from Geek Squad to look at my computer
While he was working on it, he mentioned how hard the dating scene was for nerdy guys like him.
"Go to the grocery store across the street," I suggested.
"Why?"
"There are 'Best Buy' dates everywhere!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I am a geek. She asked "what are we?" I answered, we are Venom
What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth? Geek Squad
What is the difference between a nerd and a geek? What is the difference between a nerd and a geek?