Geese Jokes

Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other? Its because one side has more geese.

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Funny Geese Jokes
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?" the guy asks the bartender. "Yes, but let's be fair about it," the bartender replies. "It's really hard for a goose to kill a shark."

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Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you run over geese? Goose bumps

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If a very social person is called a "people person"... Then wouldn't a very social goose be called a "geese goose"?

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Why did the flock of geese cross the road? Because they were afraid to fly United.

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I use geese to spread the right political messages It's a proper gander

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux

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When geese are migrating, why is one side of the V longer than the other? That side has more geese on it.

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How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias? They're flying in-formation.

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What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese

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When geese fly in a v-formation why is one side longer than the other? Because there are more geese on that side.

(My 90 year old great uncle claims to have made this up, I dont know if he did or not but I love it)

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What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!

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Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play

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Why do geese fly south in the winter? Walking takes too long.

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What are goosebumps used for? To keep geese from speeding!

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You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.

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What did the Brazilian goose on the balcony say to the squirrel passing by? I don’t know, I don’t speak porch of geese

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What do you call a family of geese crossing a road? speed bumps

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Hey, you know how geese migrate in a V shape? Sometimes one side of the V is longer than the other - do you know why?

-"No, why's that? "

-More geese.

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You know how geese always fly in a V shape, and one side of the V is always longer than the other? Ever wonder why that is? It's because there's more geese on that side.

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A flock of geese passes by overhead, in class 'v' formation. Dad: Do you know why one side of the 'v' is longer than the other?

Son: No, why?

Dad: Because it has more geese.

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You know how when geese fly in a “V” one side tends to be longer? Do you know why that is? More geese on that side

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Why do geese fly in a V formation? Because if they walked it'd take too long.

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What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl

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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side.

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So Roy Moore and a little girl walking through a scary Forest The little girl turns to him and says, "Geese mister I'm really scared!".

And he says " How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

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A government run initiative to restore the male geese population is getting a lot of media attention... Critics are referring to it as proper gander.

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Lots of people hit their heads at the geese bar. More should duck.

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A gaggle of geese, a pride of lions... ... and here's how we might classify these groups:

- a brat of boys
- a giggle of girls
- a tedium of accountants
- a stitch of doctors
- a whine of losers
- a jerk of politicians
- a stagger of drunks

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You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side.

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When geese fly in a “V”, do you know why one side is longer than the other? It has more geese in it.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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When geese fly in a V pattern one side is longer, do you know why ? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Why did geese stop migrating? Because they could no longer fly United.

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You know how when geese are flying in a V and one side of the V is always longer? Do you know why? There are more geese on that side.

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Trump really needs to do something about all these Canadians. Seriously, geese are the worst.

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Canadian geese Ruining the good name of Canadians everywhere

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