An old man is walking in the hospital...
An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
-aquarius?... no, no no... was it gemini?... naaah...
young doctor cant stand it anymore and walks to him:
-cancer grandpa, you got cancer!
The reason my last relationship didn't work out is because she was a gemini... and I don't believe in bullshit.
A guy on a speed date with a woman
Guy: Hello! I am John. Nice to meet you.
Girl: Nice to meet you too!! I am Jane. What do you do for a living, John?
Guy: I am an Astrophysicist.
Girl: OMG!! That's so cool. I am a Gemini..
(Happened in real life, so can't take credit for it)
I was out on a date with a girl.
At one point during the evening she brought up that she had absorbed her twin in the womb.
I thought the date was lovely, but she didn’t want to see me again. I guess it was rude to ask if she was a Gemini.
Pick a star sigh said the doctor.
“Gemini” says I.
“Don’t be silly@ said the doc “as if I would tell you that you have Gemini”