I don’t know what to say. Someone stole all the fruit from my farm in Georgia. I’m peachless.
So I saw one of those "Drink for Pink" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy.
Why is Trump losing support in Georgia? Hates peach.
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states… Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
How did the Democrats feel about the results of Georgia's special election ? The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
I once lost a raffle where the prize was the entire mall of Georgia. I guess you can't win a mall.
I don’t understand satanists Why would anyone pray to someone who lost a fiddle playing contest to some hillbilly from Georgia?
A friend from the USA has problems differentiating states and countries...
So I explained to him that Georgia is a state, but Georgia on the other hand is a country.
Fun fact: It's no joke, that really happened, unfortunately.
My girlfriends are a lot like the winters we have here in Georgia. When I finally get one they stick around for 2 days then leave
It's not easy being the President of Russia
Putin waking up.
Oh glorious leader, bad news ... we have lost Georgia
"Again?"
what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin.
Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid.
You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing...
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don't they know that isn't effective birth control?
There's Georgia, the state, and Georgia, the country... But my favorite will always be Georgia, the Jungle.
If Trump blows this lead in Georgia, it wouldn't the first time that Atlanta has been involved in a blown lead that resulted in a Patriots win credit to u/FenwayPatriot for this legendary comment
Everyone in Georgia loves a good peach. Apparently they don’t like oranges as much.
What is the most played song in Georgia today? blue by eiffel 65
So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day.
The Devil went down to Georgia . . . And obviously reneged on his deal with Falcons fans.
Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low But the South will rice again
What do General Sherman and Putin have in common? Burning Georgia.
What Vladimir Putin and General Sherman have in common? Invading Georgia.
What’s long, brown, and toothless? The unemployment line in Georgia.
Why did Shirley Carriage of Georgia pray for a son? She didn’t want to be investigated for having a Ms. Carriage
Wanna hear a joke? Alabama and Georgia.
Top 3 Most Famous People from Georgia
3) Julia Roberts
2) Martin Luther King Jr.
1) Joseph Stalin
It’s so dry in Georgia The Baptists have started sprinkling and the Methodists are just slapping folks in the face with a wet rag.
Are you a Rabbi practicing in Georgia, U.S.A? 'Cause Jew Macon me crazy
Why does Georgia volunteer to keep the fire going through the night whenever the southern states go camping? Because Georgia stays woke
After taking the lead in Pennsylvania and Georgia, why hasn't Joe declared victory? Because he's Biden his time.