My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore. So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
My friend can't afford his water bill... So I sent him a "Get well soon" card.
My friend couldn’t afford his water bill. So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon. He told me he was trying asbestos he could.
I heard about this little village in Africa where everybody is dying of thirst... So I sent them a "Get Well Soon" card.
My friend has no running water at his house, so I felt bad and decided to send him a card. A “Get Well Soon” card.
My friend in Africa was complaining about the lack of drinking water in his village. So I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill... So I sent him a "Get well soon" card!
I've been sending "Get well soon" cards to my friends. They can't pay their water bills.
I heard that my friend cannot afford his water bill So i sent him a "get well soon" card
My friend could not afford to pay his water bill.. So, I sent him a "get well soon" card..
I once went to a modeling contest... Not only did I get dead last, but I also received 508 get well soon cards.
At the Hallmark store
"Do you sell sympathy cards?" I asked at the Hallmark store.
"Yes we do." replied the clerk.
"Good," I said, "could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"
A Caucasian man sees a Middle Eastern looking fellow at a buffet
The caucasian man asks "Aren't Muslims supposed to fast during Ramadan?"
"Sir, I'm Sikh", replies the fellow.
"Oh, then get well soon", says the Caucasian man.
My friends water got cut-off recently and he's starting to run out. I sent him a card. "Get Well Soon"
Trump got COVID... Well my wife and I don’t see eye to eye politically. One was happy, the other worried... you understand. So after much debate, we came to a compromise: we sent him a get well soon card that said stay positive.
2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice
It blows.
(Get well soon Carrie)
My friend heard about an African village trying to raise enough money to sink a well for fresh water. He sent them a cheque for $100... ...I sent them a "Get well soon" card
A women wakes up in hospital after a vaginal tuck to 3 bunches of flowers... ...one from the surgeon to say ‘all went well’. One from her husband to say ‘get well soon’. And one from Tommy in the burns unit to say ‘thanks for the new ears’.
Numerous people in Africa are falling ill due to a lack of clean water above ground I hope they 'get well soon.'
My sick friend wrote to me about water scarcity in his village. I sent him a get well soon card.
I went to the card shop today and asked, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"
"Yes we do " replied the salesman.
"Great" I said, "Could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one ?"
A store owner was tellimg his goods to "get well soon" and "rest well". Turns out that he thought his clothes were sick.
What do you tell someone who is sick from dehydration? "Get well soon."