Giants Jokes

Funny Giants Jokes
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants… Feefiphobia…

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What is the fear of giants called? Feefiphobia

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I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants FEEFIPHOBIA

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I’ve been diagnosed with a fear of giants. It’s called Feefiphobia

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A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom. Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.

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How are strippers like giants? they both grind bones to make bread.

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The New York Giants held "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." The daughters won 27-3.

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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia

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What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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I heard that Dyson, the vacuum cleaner giants, are planning on making a new electric car... I hope it doesn't suck.

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Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial.

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Growing up, the family next door were all giants. I always looked up to them, but for some reason they always looked down on us.

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The Trump administration is just like NASA's Juno spacecraft both orbit around gas giants

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Books I’d recommend ‘Excel in Maths’ by Cal Q. Luss

’Marine Giants’ by Meg LeDonne

‘DIY Automotive Repair’ by Carly King

‘Orchestral Percussion’ by Tim Penny

‘I Got Away With a Minor Crime’ by Jay Walker

‘Nordic Vodka’ by Finn Landia

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Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're all jovial.

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I'm afraid of giants I have **FeeFiPhobia**.

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My friend once showed me a picture of a band of what he called "ogres" I told him that they definitely weren't ogres, but They Might Be Giants.

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What do you call tall, obese people with flatulence problems? Gas giants.

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How do you talk to giants? You use big words.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha.

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Two Giants walk into a bar One gets a concussion, and the other breaks right through.

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What do Strippers and Giants have in common? They both grind men's bones to make their bread!

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I used to fear giants... But now I just look up to them

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What do you call a fear of giants? Feefiphobia

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What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

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Two wind turbines are standing next to each other One says to the other, "What's your favorite football team?". The other replies, "I'm not sure but I'm definitely not a Giants fan"

*I'll see myself out*

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Why is the doctor for giants never in a rush? Because he has tremendous patients.

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How did the NY Giants salute Colin Kaepernick in 2017? By taking a knee for the entire season.

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