How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?
With a cookie sheet.
Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.
If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment..
What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?
One runs away, the other runs for president.
^^It's ^^kinda ^^my ^^first ^^submission ^^I ^^hope ^^it's ^^ok
What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? Why don't you try icing it
If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?
What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down? Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
What does the gingerbread man have for nipples? OREOLAS
What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man? One runs away, the other runs for president.
What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man.
cookie - biscuit
Q. What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit)
(Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit.
What do you call a gingerbread man in a hospital? A injured-bread man!
What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview? I just really feel like I'm cut out for this position!
What do you call a rich male redhead?
A Gingerbread Man.
I'll just close the door behind me...
Bed Crumbs My kids got bed crumbs in my bed last night. As my wife was sweeping them off the bed she jokingly accused me of cheat on her with the Gingerbread Man. I countered, "No, it was Little Debbie. She's a Ho Ho."
Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? He thought he had crumby legs. #DadJokes
A gingerbread man visits his doctor... The gingerbread man complains that he has had a sore knee for over a week, so the doctor takes a look at it and says "have you tried icing it?"
What does a gingerbread man sleep with at night? A cookie sheet
A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man.
Why is the Gingerbread man disease the least of our concerns? Because nobody can catch it.