Gnome Jokes

What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome

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Funny Gnome Jokes
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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!

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What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.

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What do you call a well dressed dwarf that keeps perfect time? A Metro Gnome

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome

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What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin....

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants

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What kind of cancer do gnomes get? Mela-gnome-a
Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.

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A dwarf on the subway was playing music with a perfect beat He was a metro-gnome

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What do you call a gnome that waxes his body and wears designer clothes? A metronome

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A dyslexic witch cursed me! Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome

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What do you call a well dressed lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm? A metro-gnome

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What do you call a very short, inner-city man who accurately keeps time? a metro-gnome

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Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground? He was a Métro gnome.

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I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength

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What do you call a psychic gnome that just committed a hit and run? A small medium at large.

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What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z? Gnome Saiyan

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I saw a garden elf On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....

He was a metro gnome.

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"What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?" Gnomenclature.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."? A metro-gnome

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What do you call a musical gnome that cares a lot about its appearance? A metrognome

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When is a gnome not a gnome? When his head is between your legs.
Then he's a goblin

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Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work? At the Russian Troll Farm.

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What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

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For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim. He's the human jean gnome.

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Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It's a little gnome fact.

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What do you call a handsomely styled Expedia mascot keeping perfect rhythm? A metro-gnome

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My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia.

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In Timothee Chalemet’s next movie, the plot revolves around garden statuary. It’s called… *Call Me By Your Gnome.*

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What do you get when you mix a gnome plus a Ricardo and a streamer with around 6 million subscribers? Mini Ladd

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