What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!
What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.
What do you call a well dressed dwarf that keeps perfect time? A Metro Gnome
What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time? A metro-gnome
What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin....
What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants
What kind of cancer do gnomes get?
Mela-gnome-a
Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.
A dwarf on the subway was playing music with a perfect beat He was a metro-gnome
What do you call a gnome that waxes his body and wears designer clothes? A metronome
A dyslexic witch cursed me! Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome
What do you call a well dressed lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm? A metro-gnome
What do you call a very short, inner-city man who accurately keeps time? a metro-gnome
Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground? He was a Métro gnome.
I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength
What do you call a psychic gnome that just committed a hit and run? A small medium at large.
What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z? Gnome Saiyan
I saw a garden elf
On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....
He was a metro gnome.
"What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?" Gnomenclature.
What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."? A metro-gnome
What do you call a musical gnome that cares a lot about its appearance? A metrognome
When is a gnome not a gnome?
When his head is between your legs.
Then he's a goblin
Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work? At the Russian Troll Farm.
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim. He's the human jean gnome.
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats? It's a little gnome fact.
What do you call a handsomely styled Expedia mascot keeping perfect rhythm? A metro-gnome
My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia.
In Timothee Chalemet’s next movie, the plot revolves around garden statuary. It’s called… *Call Me By Your Gnome.*
What do you get when you mix a gnome plus a Ricardo and a streamer with around 6 million subscribers? Mini Ladd