You should always bring two pairs of pants golfing. Just in case you get a hole in one.
Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.
Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one.
I wish I was Tiger Woods... 18 holes a day, and he still finds the time for golfing.
Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why does a golfer need to bring two pairs of pants golfing? In case there’s a hole in one.
I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one
Went golfing with a buddy, and I asked him why he brought an extra pair of socks. He said, "In case I get a hole in one."
Why didn't the POTUS go golfing during the shutdown, since only essential personnel are needed? Does anyone know the answer?
I hate golf...
My friends and I were out golfing for my first time.
They each got to hit the ball 50, even 60 times...
I only got to hit it 18 times!
Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!
Borrowed a pair of my stepdad’s socks the other day
He said to be careful as they were his lucky golfing socks.
“They have a hole in one.”
I wear two pants when I go golfing Just in case I get a hole in one
I always bring a second pair of pants when I go golfing just in case I get a hole in one.
Whats the difference between golfing and cliff jumping? One goes “whack, ... Dam” The other goes “Dam, ... Whack”
So I was golfing with some midgets today.. Needless to say, their short game was on point.
A golfer brought a extra pair of socks when he went golfing, Just in case he got a hole in one.
I went on a golfing trip with a friend of mine. He told me to meet him “on the green” at 7 It’s 7:15, I’m stoned out of my mind and have no idea where he is.
Two men are golfing When one of them snickers and points to two men in a boat and says "Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain."
Super proud of myself. Shot a 72 golfing yesterday. Granted, it was a 9 hole, par 3 course. But still. Shot a 72.
Dad, Why do you always wear two pairs of pants when you go golfing? Just in case I get a hole in one.
What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!
On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!
They should change the name of The Paris Agreement to "The Weekend Golfing Trip." Trump would never pull out of that.
Are those Golfing Socks? Because; there's a hole in one.
When I go golfing I like to bring two coats... In case I get a hole in one.
When I go golfing, I wear two pairs of pants Just incase I get a hole in one.
I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing.
I had to call 9-1-1 while golfing today My buddy had a stroke
A Jew goes golfing He calls, "$3.99!"
A professional golfer shouldn’t try to obtain a new profession. Golfing should be their hole career.
Your wife and your attorney are drowning. You got two options... Go golfing, or go bowling
When golfing, always make sure to bring an extra pair of pants. In case you get a Hole In One!
The other day I was golfing, and decided to bring another pair of pants. Just in case I got a hole in one.