My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
What do you call a greek goddess with no aim? Artemiss
Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore? Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
What do you get when you cross...
...a black woman with the Greek goddess of love?
Afro-deity.
What do you call a british person who worships the greek gods? A Teathen.
What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader? Zeusless.
Yo mama so fat.. If she were a Greek goddess she be celulitie