What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions
TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Carrie Fisher dead at 60. Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."
Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid? Because he's deaf.
Grim Reaper
A man and his wife are at home watching TV when suddenly the doorbell rings.
The man opens the door to see the Grim Reaper standing in front of him.
He turns around to his wife and says "Honey, it's for you!".
How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?
He uses dye!
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Cheesy joke I came up with last night, enjoy.
The grim reaper approaches Paddy and says "I'm death" Paddy says "I'll talk louder then"
It just occurred to me why the Grim Reaper is so popular in myths and cultures throughout the world People are always dying to meet him
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip hop.
What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.
I'm sorry.
Did you hear about the guy who had a crush on the Grim Reaper? I heard he beat it to death.
What do you call a transgender grim reaper? A death trap.
My wife caught me chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper... ...she said “Do you like dicing with death?”
Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates? He’s deathperate
What did Keanu Reeves say to the Grim Reaper on his deathbed? “You’re breathtaking!”
Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago The Grim Reaper just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.
What is the grim reapers favorite kind of music? Soul.
If the Grim Reaper didn't know what died.... he would really hate middle aged dads during summer.
How do we know the grim reaper has a lip when people die, he doesn't death-criminate
Why did the Grim Reaper reduce the number of people he was killing? He was down-scything.
How does the Grim Reaper have children? Reaper-duction
I’m such a huge fan of The Grim Reaper I would die to see him.
I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.
Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper. He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.
What did the Grim Reaper say to the ill calendar? "Your days are numbered, my friend."