A groaner just for you...
Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?
A. A **VERY** large moth...
Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.
A good groaner
What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?
A dead poodle, split in half.
Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink. A Hicenberg.
[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord.
Groaner I came up with, my apologies. Why did the dog go to the funeral? Because he was a paw bearer.