Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
An old Groucho Marx Joke Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas...
How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.
- Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend
Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
Hat tip to Groucho Marx for that one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman
and behind her is his wife!
Groucho Marx
I came second in a Groucho Marx lookalike competition today. Close, but no cigar.
Groucho Marx joke “We’re gonna build an eye and ear hospital. It’ll be a site for sore eyes”