Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over
what animal takes up the most land? a groundhog.
What do you call a pig with no legs? Ground Hog! Happy Groundhog's Day!
What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog.
What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold.
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog
What do you call a male pig with no legs and delusions of being a weather forecaster? Groundhog
Since it's Groundhog Day today, does anyone know any good jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over...
What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!
Groundhog Day is a classic. It sure has great replay value.
Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
The groundhog saw his shadow. Four more years of suck.
"How did Trump become president?!?!" Asks the country getting its weather forecast from a groundhog.
Have you ever eaten groundhog? How about sausages? That's ground hog.
Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.
What did the groundhog say to his buddy about to jump off the rock... Just gopher it.