Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole.

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Funny Guacamole Jokes
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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole.

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what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole

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One guacamole is equal to 6.0221415 times 10^23 guacas. It’s avocadro’s constant.

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What do chemists make guacamole out of? Avogadros

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Since chipotle charges like a $1.30 for guacamole... I wonder if In their bussiness meetings, if they refer to their guac profits as


Avacadough

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip? GuacaMOLE

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What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole

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What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT? An LGBT.

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My long distance girlfriend wanted to see the guacamole I made So I sent her a solicited dip pic

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I learned what LGBT stands for! Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato

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I met a vegan magician the other night who surprised everyone by making guacamole appear from thin air. Avocadabra.

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I hired a prostitute to indulge my food fetish. She said that for $500 we could spend the night licking food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra.

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How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips

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I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

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What happens when you put guacamole in a zip-loc bag? It suffocados.

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I developed a game where you feed avocados to small subterranean mammals! It's called Guacamole!

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!

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What's a guacamole equal to? 6.022140857 x 10^23 guacas.

It's also called Avocado's number.

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What do you get when you mix 6.022*10^23 avocadoes? A guacamole

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Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes... ... and now I think I have guacoma.

Happy Avocado Day!

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How do you know when guacamole has gone bad? When it turns guaca-moldy.

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What's your favorite type of sandwich? Mines an LGBT

Lettuce
Guacamole
Bacon
Tomato

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What do mods like on their sandwiches? Lettuce guacamole bacon and tomato

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How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE

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How do you make an anti-socal guacamole? Chavocado

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Salsa! Guacamole! Aioli! Honey-Mustard! BBQ! I'm calling dips.

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