A boy goes to his grandfather and asks him for 5 bucks to buy a Guinea pig. Grampa gives him ten and tells him to go find a nice Irish girl instead.
What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig.
Son asks his Dad for five dollars so he can buy a guinea pig. His Dad says, "heres ten now go find yourself a nice Irish girl."
A mother brings another hamster home to her son. Excited, he runs to his father and says... "Papua, New Guinea pig!"
What happens when a very small animal is born on the world’s second largest island? New Guinea Pig
Get a load of this: PetSmart has announced that they will soon begin carrying a line of cosmetics for use on Gerbils, Hamsters, and Guinea Pigs. The line is going to be called Rodent and Fields.
Fastest house pet in Italy? Lamborguinea Pig
What do you call a furry when you're about to take their virginity? A guinea pig
Guinea Pigs? I've often wondered what you call a guinea pig who is the first one to try something in his group of friends
A 14 year old Irish boy asked his grandfather for $10
Grandfather: “What do you need it for?”
Boy: “I want to get a guinea pig”
Grandfather: “Here’s 20$, go get yourself a nice Irish girl”
So i've gotten a fish tank recently And I check the Temerature and the pH-Value regularly. But my Guinea pigs keep diying. Do u guy have any advice?