Guinea Pig Jokes

A boy goes to his grandfather and asks him for 5 bucks to buy a Guinea pig. Grampa gives him ten and tells him to go find a nice Irish girl instead.

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What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig.

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Funny Guinea Pig Jokes
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Son asks his Dad for five dollars so he can buy a guinea pig. His Dad says, "heres ten now go find yourself a nice Irish girl."

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A mother brings another hamster home to her son. Excited, he runs to his father and says... "Papua, New Guinea pig!"

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What happens when a very small animal is born on the world’s second largest island? New Guinea Pig

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Get a load of this: PetSmart has announced that they will soon begin carrying a line of cosmetics for use on Gerbils, Hamsters, and Guinea Pigs. The line is going to be called Rodent and Fields.

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Fastest house pet in Italy? Lamborguinea Pig

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What do you call a furry when you're about to take their virginity? A guinea pig

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Guinea Pigs? I've often wondered what you call a guinea pig who is the first one to try something in his group of friends

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A 14 year old Irish boy asked his grandfather for $10 Grandfather: “What do you need it for?”

Boy: “I want to get a guinea pig”

Grandfather: “Here’s 20$, go get yourself a nice Irish girl”

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So i've gotten a fish tank recently And I check the Temerature and the pH-Value regularly. But my Guinea pigs keep diying. Do u guy have any advice?

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