Gullible Jokes

My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!

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My wife keeps on calling me "gullible" and "financially irresponsible". I just can't wait to see her face when I tell her I won the Nigerian lottery.

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What do you get when you mix a gullible and an optimistic person Read it again

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Funny Gullible Jokes
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Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded... at how gullible people on the internet are.

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If you say "gullible" slowly enough, it actually sounds like"oranges" Give it a try

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Why are pansexuals so gullible? Because they'll fall for anything.

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What do you get when you mix a gullible person and an optimistic person? Read it again.

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My love life is like Santa Claus It exists thanks to gullible six year olds

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What do you get when you mix a gullible and optimistic person? Read it again

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My friend told me the word "gullible" is not in any dictionaries I went to check and it was. I don't know why he said that.

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Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible.

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Sports commentators are the least gullible people in the world They never seem to believe anything that happens.

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Did you know that the word "gullible" cannot even be found in the dictionary? The truth hurts doesn't it?

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To make a better Internet, I compiled a list of scams and manipulation techniques in order to raise awareness in the most gullible users. Number 27 will make you cringe

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Did you know...? Did you know that being gullible is contagious?

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A man is talking with his pet fish, The fish tells the man that the word "gullible" is on the ceiling, the man looks and sees nothing on the ceiling.

The fish mutters under it's breath, "Heh, gillable."

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You should pronounce "gif" like the g in gigantic... Or the "g" in "gullible".

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The worst thing you can be is gullible My friend told me that means you're prone to random attacks by seagulls

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Would you believe scientists have crossed sea birds with male cows? They call it a "Gullible"

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If you say "Oranges" very slowly... It starts to sound like "Gullible".

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With the recent announcement of microbial life found on Mars... We're finding out how gullible people can be.

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Lemons If you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

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So this is how gullible my best friend is, I told her to come quickly because Father Christmas was talking to Caitlin Jenner She says, no, I don't believe you, Caitlin Jenner isn't real.

I cant believe she's 30 and still believes in Santa!

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My mom taught me that it is impossible to hum and wink at the same time... She also taught me that I was gullible, kind of like the people who are reading this and just tried to hum and wink with ease. Thank mom, I love you!

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TIL that the word 'democrat' comes from the roots 'demo' meaning hatred, and 'crat' meaning evildoer. I think the word 'gullible' has similar roots

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If you say gullible very slow it sounds exactly like banana. Actually, it doesn't.

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I saw an advert on my computer that said "Get ripped in 2 weeks!" I'm not that gullible.

So instead I went back to my Ghost Hunter show.

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I'm not gullible. They told me so.

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The guards at Epstein's cell must have been pretty gullible They took their job title a little too literally.

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