My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance
I replied "Thank you, I used to do gymnastics" and hung up the phone.
That was nice of them to say.
China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16 And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics.
They said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I'm free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday."
The 2000 Chinese women's gymnastics team had to surrender their bronze medal after it was discovered that Dong Fangxiao was younger than the minimum age of 16. They would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those medalling kids.
Watching gymnastics
*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*
Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser
I think Trump should host the next major gymnastics tournament Everyone around him seems to flip.
A man runs into a bar He didn't win the gymnastics competition.
I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day. Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
[Politics] Is mental gymnastics an Olympic Sport? If it is, Sean Spicer could take home the gold, silver and bronze for the US.
Women can do anything men can do.
But often times it's just a little uneven.*
*yes this a gymnastics/ parallel bars joke. Too niche?
They trained monkeys to do gymnastics. Guess what they gave them as a reward? Banana splits
Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible.