How I lost my job as a hairdresser.
I had just about finished styling a very wealthy lady's hair. I put down the hair dryer, and placed a hand mirror behind her head. "OK, how's that?", I asked.
She sniffed, and said "more volume."
#"OK, HOW'S THAT!?"
I'm gonna have to find a new hairdresser... ...because I'm *sick* of this one talking behind my back.
A hairdresser got arrested for dealing drugs and running an escort service. Unbelievable. Been a customer for years and I never knew he was a hairdresser!
People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title. My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.
Lot of good things about having a mum who's a hairdresser. Getting my hair dyed at home, for example. That's a personal highlight.
A lady went into the hairdressers in Ashington (NE England)...
The hairdresser asked her what she'd like done.
"I'd like a perm please."
Somewhat puzzled the hairdresser began "Mary had a little learm..."
My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I've been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
The hairdresser was washing my hair, she said "Do you want any conditioner?" I said, "Extra volume?" and she said "DO YOU WANT ANY CONDITIONER?!"
Did you hear about the hairdresser who ingested some hair coloring? She dyed.
Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was Conan the Barberarian
How can you tell you need a new hairdresser ? The pile of swept-up ears in the corner.
What do you call a drug dealing hairdresser? El Chapo
I told my hairdresser a joke She dyed laughing
Did you hear about the hairdresser who passed away? She dyed
I can’t believe it... My hairdresser just dyed.
My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead.
Today my hairdresser gave me a bad haircut But i think it is growing on me
My hairdresser friend has started breeding dogs. He calls them shampoodles.
What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off.
Met my hairdresser on the street today.
She asked me how I felt about my new haircut.
"It's growing on me" I said.
A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
My hairdresser made me sign a legal document today. I was confused at first, but she said it's just for perms and conditions.
Got a shock at the hairdresser's this morning. They actually cut my hair the way I wanted
Have you heard about the hairdresser who passed away?
She dyed.
Don’t know why but this was about this first thing I thought of when I woke up this morning
I wanted to be a hairdresser But I just couldn't cut it.
Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist? Harry Styles
A man forgets his wallet and can’t pay the hair dresser
The man said that he would leave his wife at the barber as callaterol.
The hairdresser never saw the money
What does my hairdresser do on her anniversary? Sell a braid
A hairdresser got put it jail for 9 years because he was drug dealing All this time, I've been coming to him and never did I know that he was a hairdresser