Hilarious Halo Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone.

"Wing wing".

"Halo?"

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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?

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What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone,

Wing wing, "Halo?"

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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man's telephone

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?

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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone call.

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What has two wings and a halo? An Asian phone call; "Wing, Wing, Halo!?"

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I wasn't very fond of the Flood from Halo. But then they kinda grew on me.

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Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them Halo gens

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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone.
Wing wing, hallo?

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If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now
Two corpses / In one grave
Burma-Shave

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets... It's called Halo3.**ods**t

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what is an angel's favorite video game? halo

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What's bigger than Infinity? Halo

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Two wings and a halo Q: what has two wings and a halo?

A: a Chinese telephone. Wing wing halo!

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