I like my women like I like my golf scores In the mid 70's with a slight handicap
I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap.
Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
I like my women like I like my golf game. Mid 80's with a slight handicap
Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots.
My daughter came home from school with an assignment that asked to to finish the phrase, "I have a dream..." this is what she came up with.
I have a dream...
That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want to.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all crips.
(Sorry)
I like my women how I like my golf scores... In their mid-70s with a slight handicap.
I like my women like I like my golf score Around 80 with a slight handicap
I saw a man pull up..... to a disabled park in a golf buggy. I couldn't help but wonder what his handicap was.
I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay today... **I thought to myself, 'I wonder what his handicap is?'**
What do you call a handicap sticker in Oklahoma? A high school diploma.
I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap
I once called the cops on an asshat who parked in a handicap spot... They came to check it out, found he had priors and warrants. They took him off to jail right after they figured out what to do with his wheelchair.
Got in trouble at school for this joke So I'm in class and were doing civil rights and the teacher says to the class "so who can't walk freely in some community's" and i say back "handicap people".......Got a week of detention.
I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want.
I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today He must not play much judging by the silence I was met with when I asked him what his handicap is.
I like my women like I like my golf scores In the eighties with a slight handicap
What do you call a hat with no legs? Handicap
I was playing golf paired with a chimney sweep the other day. I said to him "Whats your handicap?" He replied "Central Heating"
Why was Helen Keller so good at golf? She was a 2 handicap.
A man in a wheechair is playing golf... His caddy walks up and says "Hello sir! What is your handicap?"
I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s and with a handicap
What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over? Olympus has fallen.
I like my women like my bathrooms Handicap accessible.
What do Special Olympics golfers always ask each other? "What's your handicap?"
So when I decided to be a stand-up comedian , I knew I had to be offensive. Because being a stand-up comedian is in itself a handicap joke.
I like my women like I like my golf scores in the 80's and with a slight handicap.
What’s the most common type of handicap? Gloves.
No one thinks my handicap jokes are funny I guess they’re just retarded.
What happened to the frog parked in a handicap spot? He go toad.
I tried to get into golf recently but I soon quit because everyone was so mean to me. They kept asking me what my handicap was.