What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein? One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.
Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that Hitler is the worst person in history I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein
How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb? That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.
I hear Harvey Weinstein's call sheet has been blowing up lately. Apparently the Republican Party wants him to run for President.
Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me. He really touched me.
What's the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein
Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank. Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.
Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar
Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
What do Harvey Weinstein and Macy’s have in common? Little boys pants, half off
Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it? The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."
What are the best and worst things about sleeping with Harvey Weinstein? The roles, and the rolls.
What did Harvey Weinstein say to Woody Allen? I'll give you two tens for a 20.
What do Frankstein and Harvey Weinstein have in common? They use body parts inappropriately.
What's the worst Halloween costume for this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein.
What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get? Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
I hear Harvey Weinstein has been fired from his own company. Maybe he'll go to work for the TSA.
Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Road Movie "Fiddlers on the roofies"
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein? Bill Cosby weighs less and is Black.
I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal. Never hire a board of directors.
What's the difference between a catfish and Harvey Weinstein? One's a scum-sucking bottom-dweller. The other's a fish.
Did you hear about Harvey Weinsteins new job? He'll water your plants for direct eye contact.
Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice? The Rapier.
What makes Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly the same? They both made millions off fictional entertainment.
What’s Harvey Weinstein’s weapon of choice? A rapier
"At first if you don't succeed, try, try again" - Harvey Weinstein
A touching Hollywood movie The Harvey Weinstein Story
Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"... He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"
Which movie Harvey Weinstein would have loved to produce? The Great Gosby
What's the difference between Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump? Recorded bragging.
Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ... Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks “Why’s the bar so low?”
Do you know why Harvey Weinstein likes to buy cheap screws? They are the only things he can get to strip
Turns out that Harvey Weinstein has cancer... Malignant male-anoma
Harvey Weinstein just turned himself in to the police station: Police Chief: "I understand your intentions, but please pull up your pants"...
Somewhere between Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein we all grew up So did the girls.
I go to the kitchen to get my vitamins and wife’s cooking breakfast, of course my hands start roaming,I’m tryna make your breakfast she said.. it was just a hug I replied 🇨🇦 That’s a Harvey Weinstein hug she responds!