Harvey Weinstein Jokes

What's the difference between "To Catch a Predator" and Harvey Weinstein? One stars molesters, while the other molests stars.

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Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that Hitler is the worst person in history I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein

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How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb? That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.

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I hear Harvey Weinstein's call sheet has been blowing up lately. Apparently the Republican Party wants him to run for President.

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Growing up in the film industry, Harvey Weinstein was a huge influence for me. He really touched me.

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What's the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein

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Funny Harvey Weinstein Jokes
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Now that Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood career is over, he's decided to open a bank. Word is that he's been giving out plenty of unwanted advances.

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Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."

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What do Harvey Weinstein and Macy’s have in common? Little boys pants, half off

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Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it? The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."

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What are the best and worst things about sleeping with Harvey Weinstein? The roles, and the rolls.

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What did Harvey Weinstein say to Woody Allen? I'll give you two tens for a 20.

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What do Frankstein and Harvey Weinstein have in common? They use body parts inappropriately.

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What's the worst Halloween costume for this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein.

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get? Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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I hear Harvey Weinstein has been fired from his own company. Maybe he'll go to work for the TSA.

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Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Road Movie "Fiddlers on the roofies"

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein? Bill Cosby weighs less and is Black.

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I think that the powerful, elite titans of industry have learned an important lesson from this whole Harvey Weinstein ordeal. Never hire a board of directors.

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What's the difference between a catfish and Harvey Weinstein? One's a scum-sucking bottom-dweller. The other's a fish.

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Did you hear about Harvey Weinsteins new job? He'll water your plants for direct eye contact.

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Harvey Weinsteins weapon of choice? The Rapier.

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What makes Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly the same? They both made millions off fictional entertainment.

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What’s Harvey Weinstein’s weapon of choice? A rapier

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"At first if you don't succeed, try, try again" - Harvey Weinstein

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A touching Hollywood movie The Harvey Weinstein Story

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Harvey Weinstein was going to do a remake of the movie "Brigham Young"... He kept referring to it as, "bring 'em young"

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Which movie Harvey Weinstein would have loved to produce? The Great Gosby

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What's the difference between Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump? Recorded bragging.

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Donald Trump, Harvey Weinstein, and Ajit Pai walks into a bar ... Later, a man walks up to the bottomless sinkhole, looks down, and asks “Why’s the bar so low?”

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Do you know why Harvey Weinstein likes to buy cheap screws? They are the only things he can get to strip

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Turns out that Harvey Weinstein has cancer... Malignant male-anoma

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Harvey Weinstein just turned himself in to the police station: Police Chief: "I understand your intentions, but please pull up your pants"...

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Somewhere between Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein we all grew up So did the girls.

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I go to the kitchen to get my vitamins and wife’s cooking breakfast, of course my hands start roaming,I’m tryna make your breakfast she said.. it was just a hug I replied 🇨🇦 That’s a Harvey Weinstein hug she responds!

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