Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools. Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.
Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
A cyclops and his wife looking for their prefect holiday destination
Cyclobs: How do you spell Hawaii?
Wife: Well... You need two i‘s...
Cyclobs (putting the pen down): My life is just a joke to you isn’t it, Linda?
For our 25th anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii... ...and for our 26th I plan to go back and get her.
Today, in Hawaii, a missile wasn't fired But someone sure will be...
Me: I wish I can go to Hawaii again. Wife: What?? You've never been to Hawaii before. Me: I know. But I wished it last year.
You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches..
But hey..
That's just Hawaii roll.
"We're going to be together for the rest of our lives!" smiled my wife as we flew on our dream vacation to Hawaii...
"You seem pretty sure of yourself." I replied.
"I am!" she said, gazing out the window. "The left wing's fallen off and the engine's on fire."
A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, "Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?" Biting her lip, she replied, "I think you need 2 'i's."
What's the most popular game in Hawaii right now? The floor is lava!
"Dad, what made you fall ill in Hawaii?" "Poi, son."
My wife said she wanted to be surprised for her birthday So I took her sister to Hawaii for a week
How do you treat a sunburn in Hawaii? With Aloe-ha Vera!
I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian.
Kim Jong Un: I have a big button on my desk Donald Trump: I have a big button on my desk Hawaii Emergency Alert Guy: Hold my beer
How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii? Ahola.
If Trump wins the election, I am moving out of the country... Goodbye America, hello Hawaii!
People from Hawaii are so lucky! They get to play “the floor is lava” for real!
I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her.
What do you call a muslim opening a bar in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar.
What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii? I WANT SAMOA
Kids in Hawaii are tough. Some say they are the toughest kids in the USA. Their play time is deadly serious. They are the world champions in 'The floor is lava'.
I found out what is going on with Hawaii Someone stole the heart of Tafiti
This is the first year that we didn't go to Hawaii because of coronavirus... Every other year we don't go because we can't afford it.
Do they allow you to laugh out loud in Hawaii? Or can you just do a low ha.
"Aloha, a bar," said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii.
What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship.
Did you know Obama was from Hawaii Kenya believe it?
What do Jamaican Charizards eat in Hawaii? Poke, mon.
I was fired for flying my plane from New Zealand to Hawaii. They said I really crossed the line.
I've been travelling around America for so long now. Hawaii, Massachusetts, Texas... The end is NY.
I don’t have to go to Hawaii to ”hang 10” I can just stand here and smile
Pearl Harbor is the worst-rated port in Hawaii In a single day, it got 29 zeroes
This is the first year I'm not taking a vacation to Hawaii due to Covid. Normally I don't go because I can't afford it.
Tour Guide: This is Hawaii's newest beach, recently formed from a new lava flow that eroded quickly.
Tourist: I don't believe you.
Tour Guide: Huh? Why not?
Tourist: If this is Hawaii's nu'ist beach, where are all the nu'ists?
The founder of the Lays potato chip company came to Hawaii the other day. As a welcoming gift, we gave him leis.
I think we all know why its called Hawaii now.. Some idiot blew up Hawai on accident