Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool.
I was really thirsty so I reached for the Hawaiian Sun to drink Unfortunately, it was empty. Someone else had beat me to the punch.
"How much longer are we going to have endure this erupting volcano full of hot air and gas" asked the Hawaiian "I don't know, but turn off Twitter for a short term solution"
What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner? "I lava you."
What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say? Aloha Akbar.
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?
What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR
What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!
What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died? Aloha Ackbar!
What did the Hawaiian say to the visiting school kids about Mt. Kilauea? This blows.
What did the Hawaiian mathematician say when he was at the aquarium? That’s algae brah.
Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory.
What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet? Aloha snack-bar
What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist? Danks for da kine cold stranger!
What do you find at a zombie market? The hawking dead.
How is a hotdog made
Well it's easy you see
Find a hot lady
Dress her up in a dog costume
And add buns on her buns
Voila the Hawt Dawg