Two wind turbines were talking to each other. One of the said "hey, what kind of music do you like?" The other said. "I'm a big heavy metal fan."
I don't always listen to heavy metal, but when I do... ...so do the neighbors.
The death count nears 50 after scaffolding collapses and crushes fans at a rock music festival... Eye-witnesses say there was a lot of heavy metal.
So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music.. Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.
Why did the anti vax mom not take her teenage son to a concert? She was afraid of the heavy metal.
What kind of music do mercury, arsenic and lead listen to? Heavy metal.
I just watched the World Heavy Metal Knitting Championship in Finland. It was pretty knots!
They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus
NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'
I introduced a miner to some heavy metal. The Miner really digs the music.
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band has started up. They're called Nuns 'n' Moses
Karen walks into a heavy metal bar... "Ow" Karen exclaimed,"that hurt"
Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal. Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.
I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!
A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch.
TIL listening to metal music can give you heavy metal poisoning It's because of the lead singer.
Saw a group of Sikh men jamming out to heavy metal the other day They were definitely Down With The Sikhness
What you say when a heavy metal artist die? Rust in peace
I'm scared, recently several heavy metal fans have been knocking on my front door. Windmills aren't supposed to do that right?
What type of music do wind turbines like? They're big heavy metal fans.
I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one.
"Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?
Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."
Looks her up and down.
What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? Dokken
Why did the heavy metal rocker become an actuary? He wanted to be paid to predict death and destruction.
A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion.
I started a heavy metal tribute band with guys from my Macroeconomics class We are Guns & Butter
Any guy who plays heavy metal at work… Is office rocker...
My girlfriend just told me her favorite music is heavy metal. So for her birthday I'm taking her on a trip to a construction site.
What is a cows favorite heavy metal band? Moo-tallica
Y'know who my favourite Heavy Metal band are? Lead Zeppelin.
How did heavy metal ruin Michigan? By contaminating the groundwater
Do you like listening to heavy metal? Lead is my favourite type, its also really toxic
What do you call an all-dog heavy metal band? Muttallica.
Im making a heavy metal band... Im thinking of naming it Lead-arsenic-mercury.
Excessive consumption of heavy metal causes cancer and is ruining society Especially lead. Lead in the water pipes is a big problem.
Did you hear about the heavy metal band that started a huge protest but without shouting or talking? They ended up destroying a bunch of property, though... It was a quiet riot
What's the difference between mercury and a zippo? One's a heavy metal, and one's a little lighter