Year to date statistics
on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.
It wasn't too bad when I accidentally brushed my teeth with Preparation H, but.. Icey Hot on a hemorrhoid is not a good way to start the morning off.
What’s the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?
Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
I went to the doctors because I had a terrible pain in my but, turns out everything's swell it's just a hemorrhoid. Glad to have finally got to the bottom of it.