I was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of me were loudly arguing about which herb goes best with which fish... I could only think it wasn’t the Thyme or Plaice...
We should move to a herb based fuel economy We can finally make the trains run on thyme.
I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme
I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me... I've got way too much thyme on my hands
I asked a friend of mine what it was like being a herb farmer.... ...He said its not so bad and that he had a lot of thyme on his hands.
The herb with the most medicinal properties is Thyme... It heals all wounds.
Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
The Heart-Shaped Herb has been responsible for granting superhuman powers to every King of Wakanda in the line. It blessed the reigns down in Africa.
What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with? Thyme management
Herb was diagnosed with cancer. It was a basil-cell carcinoma.
Jerry sat proudly on his hazey steed
"Look at this!" He said, "I gave my horse a few puffs of the good herb, and he still managed to climb this towering mountain!"
"Get off your high horse, Jerry." I replied.
I couldn't find the right herb while cooking the other day. So I put oregano in instead... I always try to make up for lost thyme
Where does a herb garden go on holiday? Bazil
An Italian herb seller gets a loan from the mafia.
Two weeks later, the boss walks in for his payment. Unable to pay his debt, the herb seller pleads for his life.
"Please sir, give me one more week!" he exclaims.
"No," responds the boss, "your thyme is up."
I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme.
What do you call an herb that sings? Elvis Parsley.
I once knew a very wise herb gardner He was know for his sage advice
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular." I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon
I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme
I grew a massive herb in my garden. I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.
I was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of me were loudly arguing about which herb goes best with which fish… I could only think it wasn’t the Thyme or Plaice…
What's a blind pothead's favorite herb? Seaweed
What’s a postman’s favourite herb? Parcel-y
Why did the toucan go to prison? He was puffin the herb.
Did you hear about the man who couldn't keep his herb garden under control? He had bad thyme management.
My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.
What's Cyndi Lauper's favorite herb? Thyme after Thyme
What do you call a Herb salesman who is doing well for himself? Minted.
Help wanted at herb garden. Full thyme.
Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
I've just had a letter from a herb and spice company, saying that I owe them £100... If I don't pay within a week, they're sending the bay leafs round!
Why is it smarter so smoke herb than drink brew? 'Cuz bud wiser.