A friend came over to help move some furniture but ended up with a hernia And now it looks like he's just going to hang out for the rest of the day.
What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?
"Get off my nuts!"
(ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Year to date statistics
on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
What kind of tickles do you get during a hernia check? Testicles.
I heard the Greta Van Fleet had to cancel the rest of their US tour. The lead singer pulled his hernia. From lifting too many Led Zeppelin songs.
I had an awful pain in but so I went to the doctor turned everythings swell I only had a hernia. So glad to have got to the bottom of it.