A friend came over to help move some furniture but ended up with a hernia And now it looks like he's just going to hang out for the rest of the day.
I don't want to fail my hernia exam .... But my test tickles.
What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?
"Get off my nuts!"
(ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Year to date statistics
on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
What kind of tickles do you get during a hernia check? Testicles.
I heard the Greta Van Fleet had to cancel the rest of their US tour. The lead singer pulled his hernia. From lifting too many Led Zeppelin songs.
I had an awful pain in but so I went to the doctor turned everythings swell I only had a hernia. So glad to have got to the bottom of it.