My friend and I were hiking
Me: "That's a huge rock over there!"
Him: "Boulder."
Me: **"That's a huge rock over there."**
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Three Blondes
Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they see some tracks.
1st blonde: Look guys, deer tracks!
2nd blonde: No, stupid, they're wolf tracks!
3rd blonde: You guys are both dumb, they're clearly bear tracks!
Then they got hit by a train.
Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix
What do you call hiking US college students? The walking debt.
A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."
I made a playlist for hiking...
It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix..
Two blondes go hiking. Two blondes go hiking and come across some tracks. The first blonde stops and says they are wolf tracks, while the second blonde says they are bear tracks. After an hour of arguing the train runs them over.
What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest? Hiking
What do you call a black man that's hitch hiking? Stranded.
What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix
Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it
The Bison. My son and I were hiking one day when a bison charged towards him as he was taking a leak. I shouted “Bison” but it was already too late and he died. My wife tried to console me and said “Atleast you were able to say goodbye”.
Where does an apple go hiking?
The Apple-achian Mountains...
I’ll delete my account now
What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods? Trail micks.
Always carry some fiber cable with you when hiking If you get lost, just bury it in the ground. A backhoe will be along shortly to cut the cable, and you can ask for directions.
The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.
My compass broke on a hiking trip. It went south very quickly.
A girl asked me why I broke up with m ex I told her we didn't love the same things I loved hiking and playing guitar she loved another guy
A man is hitch hiking on a highway
When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."
You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action.
My friend and I were hiking...
Me: "That's a huge rock over there!"
Him: "Boulder."
Me: **"That's a huge rock over there!"**
Did you hear about the tie and the hat who went hiking? The tie always liked to hang around, whilst the hat kept going on ahead.
What does Judas eat when he goes hiking? Betrayal Mix.
How do you survive a grizzly bear attack with only a .22 pistol? Shoot your hiking partner in the leg.
What do Snack companies and Hiking Stores have in common? They both sell you air.
A friend of mine lost his leg hiking He retraced his step but still couldn’t find it
I'm starting a fund to help build a new hitch-hiking robot, please donate. Every little bit helps.
Made a hiking playlist called 'trail mix' It has a lot of eminem in it
I was hiking with my buddy. Suddenly, a 10ft grizzly bear appeared out of nowhere. The bear started to charge at both of us. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my buddy's kneecap was all it took. I walked away at a comfortable pace.
If I went on a hiking date with YouTube, I’d say to her... ...”You put the ‘Ad’ in my ‘-venture!’”
After Will Smith got lost whilst hiking in Yosemite, the Park Rangers explained how they found him so quickly “We just followed the fresh prints” said the Rangers
did you hear about my friend? he went hiking but got is leg stuck in some branches. he was in a pretty stick-ey situation.