You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke... They consider cows to be sacred.
I'm not worried about Muslim suicide bombers They can only do it once. Those Hindu suicide bombers are the real threat.
Don’t worry about Muslim suicide bombers, they can only do it once... ..Hindu suicide bombers are the real worry.
What do you call a Hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread? A Naan Believer.
Reincarnation
I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow.
I told her she wasn't listening.
I'm Becoming a Hindu
Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism
Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?
Son : What are you talking about...
Dad : Hindus worship cows right?
What does a Hindu Pirate say? Arrr, Shiva me timbers.
TIL Zero and its operation were first defined by Hindu astronomer and mathematician Brahmagupta in 628 Thanks for nothing
why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
If a person does exceedingly well in the Catholic faith, they become a saint. But if someone does equally well in the Hindu faith, they become a... Saint Bernard.
The mods were banning users who were arguing in the Hindu subreddit.. As they didn't want any beef in their sub.
A Hindu candle company has released a "Nirvana" scented candle. It smells like teen spirit.
What did the Hindu say when asked if he was going to leave on his pilgrimage across all of the ancient holy sites? Namaste here.
I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence. He said, Na-ama-ste.
What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste
You can always make Hindu jokes and get away with it. To be honest, it is very difficult to pick up a fight with a Hindu cuz they got no beef.
What does a poor Hindu college student eat? Brahmin Noodles
How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green.
From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA
An American mistakes a Hindu from India as a Muslim from Pakistan
Indian guy goes "Excuse me sir, you seem to have mistaken me for a Muslim from Pakistan. I belong to 711 not 911."
I will show myself out.
What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon
Why the Hindu mortician lost his job? Despite several warnings he kept writing the cause of death: *Birth*
What did the Hindu man say when he was surprised? Holy cow!
A Hindu walks into a bar and sees a man with a turban on "Sikh hat bro, where can I get one?"
What did the Hindu cow say to the yoga class? OoM
Joke from New Zealand: "What's a Hindu?" Lays iggs.
What kind of weed is the indian guy smoking? Hindu Kush
Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist.
What do you call a Hindu South African? Nelson Mandala.
What do you call a group of Indians smoking weed?
A Hindu Kush
I am not sorry
One thing you'll never hear a Hindu say... .."Ah well...you only live once!"
My wife just became a Hindu! ... nevermind it was a sniper
there was a shop owned by a hindu man When asked for the change he said change only comes from within.
You can always makes hindu jokes and get away with it. To be honest, it is very difficult to pick up a fight with a hindu Cuz they got no beef.