Hip Replacement Jokes

Funny Hip Replacement Jokes
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My grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast. I said, “Who is this guy?”

Grandpa: My hip replacement.

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My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard. I said, “Who is this, grandpa?”

Grandpa: He’s my hip replacement.

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Who's the coolest man in the hospital? The hip replacement guy.

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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? - The Ultra Sound guy

*Bonus*

Who covers for him when he isn't there?

- The Hip Replacement guy

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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy.

Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?

The hip replacement guy.

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Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.

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Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy

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A man hobbles into a McDonald's A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.

He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.

The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?".

"No." He says, "Hip replacement".

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In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.

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Medical question? My dad said he is going in for a hip replacement........is he having surgery or am I getting a cool new dad?

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My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.

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This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans... I said "Who is this guy?"

My grandpa replied "My hip replacement!"

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A bar which does hip replacement operations recently opened near to me, Critics are saying its the new hip place to be.

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I had a hip replacement, but the hospital won't let me keep the bone as a souvenir. They've got joint custody.

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? You'd think it's the hip replacement surgeon, but it's actually the ultra-sound guy...

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy.


And who covers when hes off sick?

The hip replacement guy.

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.

Who is it when he's not there?

The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who's the coolest guy in a hospital? The ultrasound guy. And when he's not in... The hip replacement guy.

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Who's the coolest person at the hospital? The ultra sound guy.

Who's the second coolest?

The hip replacement dude.

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Who's the coolest guy in a hospital? The ultrasound guy.

Who replaces the coolest guy after he leaves?
The hip replacement guy.

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I didn't miss my dad when he died. He had a hip replacement.

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