My grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
Grandpa: My hip replacement.
My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard.
I said, “Who is this, grandpa?”
Grandpa: He’s my hip replacement.
Who's the coolest man in the hospital? The hip replacement guy.
Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?
- The Ultra Sound guy
*Bonus*
Who covers for him when he isn't there?
- The Hip Replacement guy
Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?
The hip replacement guy.
Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.
Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy
A man hobbles into a McDonald's
A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter.
He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae.
The cashier asks him "Crushed nuts?".
"No." He says, "Hip replacement".
In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
Medical question? My dad said he is going in for a hip replacement........is he having surgery or am I getting a cool new dad?
My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans...
I said "Who is this guy?"
My grandpa replied "My hip replacement!"
A bar which does hip replacement operations recently opened near to me, Critics are saying its the new hip place to be.
I had a hip replacement, but the hospital won't let me keep the bone as a souvenir. They've got joint custody.
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? You'd think it's the hip replacement surgeon, but it's actually the ultra-sound guy...
Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
And who covers when hes off sick?
The hip replacement guy.
Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?
The Ultra Sound guy.
Who is it when he's not there?
The Hip Replacement guy.
Who's the coolest guy in a hospital? The ultrasound guy. And when he's not in... The hip replacement guy.
Who's the coolest person at the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who's the second coolest?
The hip replacement dude.
Who's the coolest guy in a hospital?
The ultrasound guy.
Who replaces the coolest guy after he leaves?
The hip replacement guy.
I didn't miss my dad when he died. He had a hip replacement.