If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would you choose?
"Gandhi."
Why him?
"More food for me."
Funny unknown historical fact: Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.
Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming... It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party? "I'll be Bach"
Little known historical fact: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief that there would be countless waterslides in the afterlife.
For your consideration: A historical, circular triple entendre
Why did the Queen join the Navy after making herself breakfast in bed?
Because she was impressed by Her Service.
I have a friend that lives just outside Chernobyl After watching the TV Show he told me that he managed to count 14 historical inacuracies within the first 20 minutes... ...then he ran out of fingers.
I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in.....
"Troy." he said, suddenly.
"I am." I replied. "Give me a minute"
The three most arguably important historical revolutions: The Russian, the French, and dance dance
Workers from a small russian community recently gathered together to fix one of the bells in an old historical bell tower. Because in soviet russia, bell saved by you!
Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.
What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach.
What important historical fact can one learn from Mount Rushmore? The best American Presidents were stoned.
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx. But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
a man stabbed his salad 23 times. he said it was a historical reenactment
The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day.
I've always wondered about the inspiration for the band name Jefferson Airplane but I think we all know it's a historical reference by now.
What historical female frog is an icon of frog feminism? Rosie the Ribbiter
Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus
TIL now the country of Canada got its name!
The government got a bag of scrabble letters and decided they would name their country after the first letters they pulled out! According to historical records it went like this:
"C ay, N ay, D ay..."
I just ate an entire book about a historical figure. Now I feel Luthergic.
Every day of the week, I teach my students a historical event through the eyes of a nursery rhyme character. So on hump day Humpty Dumpty dumped tea
I have a friend who lives just outside of Chernobyl in Ukraine who watched the new Chernobyl TV show He counted 9 historical inaccuracies on one hand
Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a historical movie about classical music? When asked about it, he said, "I'll be Bach."
I once watched an old epic-historical romance film about a couple, but I can't find it... I guess it's gone with the wind...
Why would New Zealand starting a war against Australia be historical? It would be the first time New Zealand declared anything against Australia.
Historical women's march today... women around the country decide to exercise together to improve their bodies for their men.
Trump has perfect historical precedent to support building his southern border wall... China built a wall and they have hardly any Mexicans there...
Which historical leader also came with a haughty mouth as far reaching as his conquering reign? Smart Alec-xander the Great