Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with
Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming? Uncle Ben.
Are you going to be at homecoming? Because I'm going to be at homecoming.
A guy walks up to the DJ at a high school homecoming
(Shouting over the loud bass)"Do you take requests?"
"Sure"
"Please stop"
A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. A piece of space trash wanted to ask a spaceship to homecoming. They slid past each other in orbit. I guess he wasn't *inclined* enough!
Spiderman 1: Homecoming, Spiderman 2: Far from Home Spiderman 3: Homeless
What is Donald Trump’s favorite word salad? Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.
What happens to Spider-man after Homecoming? Getting pulled for buzzed slinging
How do they determine the homecoming queen and valedictorian in Alabama high schools? The homecoming queen is the girl with the most teeth, and the valedictorian is the person who could count them all.