Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, "They're, their, there..."
Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone.
How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone.
How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew
Today my phone wasn’t working
My son took it and went outside.
Me: How come you took my phone outside?
Son:You know how it’s daytime right now?
Me:Yeah?
Son:It’s a homophone dad.
Got called a homophone after leaving a bad review on a store's website. Look, eye don't care who cells the product. If it brakes, I won't by it with my hard urned cache!
"You're a total homophone!"
"What? No I'm not!"
"Yeah, well, you SOUND like one!"
What did the homophone say? Ring wring!