Adblock makes you unattractive to women... I just installed it and now all the horny single women in my area have lost interest in me.
What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it.
Why are uncircumcised guys always horny? Because the boys in the hood are always hard.
[Little bit racist] why do New Zealanders... Have insomnia? Because every time they start counting sheep they get too horny to sleep.