You shouldn't see any horror movie today It May, Fri 10 you
Curiosity killed the... ...white people in horror movies.
If you ever feel lonely. Just dim the lights and watch a couple of horror movies. After a while, you won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first.
I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come.
If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore.
I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot.
You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?
The Blair...Which project?
[Made my roomie laugh at least]
Difference between Romantic and Horror Movie
After watching a romantic one, you look for your teddy to hug.
After watching a horror one, your teddy starts looking at you
Why did 4 not watch horror movies? It's was 2 squared!
I'm writing a horror movie script about a sentient pen and it's going really well so far It's practically writing itself
I like to play a game when I watch horror movies. I try to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater, to see if I could survive that situation. I passed out while watching Finding Nemo.
I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*
I recently watched a North Korean horror movie It turned out to be a documentary.
I saw a commercial for a new horror movie featuring a clown... ...And said to myself "that's IT?"
Horror movies are like a box of chocolates The dark ones always go first
Imagine a horror movie about going camping... It would be in tents O_O
Horror movies are always much tamer when I watch them on my iPhone I have it set to Do Not Disturb
What is a cow's favorite horror movie? How It's Made: Hamburgers
Have you seen the horror movie about a bunch of campers that get killed? It’s in tents.
What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!
If you're feeling lonely tonight, don't worry. Just watch a horror movie. You won't be feeling lonely for long...
I won't say my life's a horror movie... But I do get ghosted a lot.
A company releases a horror movie with an all black cast. It's over in ten minutes.
I only like horror movies about clowns That's It.
I heard people are having a hard time finding enough horror movies to get them through all 31 days of spooktober. Luckily the 15th and 22nd are covered since the presidential debates will be on.
Why are horror movies involving camping so scary? They are in tents.
What do you call a generic horror movie where nothing happens? A filler thriller.
Most horror movie characters can be adressed as female. Except for one. You couldn't Miss It.