Horror Movie Jokes

You shouldn't see any horror movie today It May, Fri 10 you

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Funny Horror Movie Jokes
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Curiosity killed the... ...white people in horror movies.

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If you ever feel lonely. Just dim the lights and watch a couple of horror movies. After a while, you won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first.

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I was invited to a theater to watch a pornographic horror movie... But I was too scared to come.

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If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore.

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I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies? They're able to stomach a lot.

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You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie? The Blair...Which project?
[Made my roomie laugh at least]

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Difference between Romantic and Horror Movie After watching a romantic one, you look for your teddy to hug.
After watching a horror one, your teddy starts looking at you

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Why did 4 not watch horror movies? It's was 2 squared!

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I'm writing a horror movie script about a sentient pen and it's going really well so far It's practically writing itself

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I like to play a game when I watch horror movies. I try to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater, to see if I could survive that situation. I passed out while watching Finding Nemo.

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I'm working on a script for a horror movie. It's called *my diary*

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I recently watched a North Korean horror movie It turned out to be a documentary.

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I saw a commercial for a new horror movie featuring a clown... ...And said to myself "that's IT?"

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Horror movies are like a box of chocolates The dark ones always go first

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Imagine a horror movie about going camping... It would be in tents O_O

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Horror movies are always much tamer when I watch them on my iPhone I have it set to Do Not Disturb

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What is a cow's favorite horror movie? How It's Made: Hamburgers

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Have you seen the horror movie about a bunch of campers that get killed? It’s in tents.

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What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!

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If you're feeling lonely tonight, don't worry. Just watch a horror movie. You won't be feeling lonely for long...

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I won't say my life's a horror movie... But I do get ghosted a lot.

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A company releases a horror movie with an all black cast. It's over in ten minutes.

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I only like horror movies about clowns That's It.

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I heard people are having a hard time finding enough horror movies to get them through all 31 days of spooktober. Luckily the 15th and 22nd are covered since the presidential debates will be on.

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Why are horror movies involving camping so scary? They are in tents.

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What do you call a generic horror movie where nothing happens? A filler thriller.

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Most horror movie characters can be adressed as female. Except for one. You couldn't Miss It.

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