If you're hotter than me... Then I guess that makes me cooler than you.
Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
I always turn my room temperature just below 70 degrees before I go to sleep. Why? Because it doesn't get hotter than 69 in my bed.
Oh, you think you're hotter than me? That means I'm cooler than you
They're predicting record highs for Wednesday. In other news the weather will be hotter than usual.
What do you call someone hotter than Danny Devito? Nonexistent