Hugh Hefner Jokes

Funny Hugh Hefner Jokes
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I wish I was Hugh Hefner. Not because of all the money and girls. Because he died last week.

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh

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Hugh Hefner Peacefully Passed Away From Natural Causes Today. Playmate Natural Causes could not be reached for comment.

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RIP Hugh Hefner Through his death, I'll be reaching for tissues in his honor for the rest of my life.

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Breaking news : ISIS has surrendered As soon as they read that Hugh Hefner has died , they realized there won't be any more virgins left for them in heaven, and have laid down their arms and will lead peaceful lives with their current wives .

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A touching tribute to Hugh Hefner RIP Hugh Hefner - the man who taught a complete generation how to read a book with one hand!

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When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place.

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At least Hugh Hefner died doing what he loved. Having a stroke.

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Neo probably should have taken the blue pill Ask Hugh Hefner.

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what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together? hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.

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Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday We call it hump day for a reason.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.

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The more the merrier? I hardly know them!

- Hugh Hefner

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September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died. October: Hold my beer

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