Humerus Jokes

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.

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If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock That's humerus.

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Funny Humerus Jokes
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Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.

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You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.

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There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.

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My 10 year old brother made a joke about my broken arm. I found it very humerus.

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TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn’t humerus

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Have you heard my forelimb joke? It's quite humerus.

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I boiled a funny bone. It turned into a laughing stock.

This joke is humerus.

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I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!

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I have a few bone jokes for you... ...but tibia honest, you probably won't find it all that humerus

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I broke my arm... and I just started laughing it just seemed humerus at the time

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What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

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A man fell out a window and broke a bone. It was humerus.

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A baby clown fell down and broke a bone. The doctor told the baby clown’s father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.

The man laughs.

“Why would you laugh!?”

“Its humerus.”

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Bones always make me laugh. They're just so humerus!

^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out

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My friend broke his upper arm. If you're wondering how this is a joke, it's not really. I just found it humerus.

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My wife accidentally hit a wall with her elbow and said “Ow! That was my not-funny bone!” I disagreed. It was humerus.

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I like bone/skeleton jokes. I find them rather “humerus”

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My friend asked me " If you were to name your funny bone, how would you name it" I replied "Humerus"

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I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm It was humerus

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[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus.

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What is the funniest part of the human body? It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia

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Why did the comedian steal the skeleton’s arm bone? He thought it would be humerus.

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I went to the gym today and this buff guy told me “Bro, your upper arms are funny” I told him, “yeah, it’s humerus ain’t it”

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Bones The funny bone never is funny, but another bone is, it's ALWAYS humerus.

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My favorite jokes are ones about bones in your arms. There’s nothing more humerus.

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I was born with abnormally large arms.... ...the doctor said I was very humerus

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My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus.

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Skeleton molesters are a big problem There's nothing humerus about them

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I saw someone have their arm broken after telling a bad joke... It was humerus.

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I could tell you a joke about bones... But some of you may not find it very humerus

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My friend thinks fractures are funny. I asked him which bone he broke. He said it's humerus.

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Why did the orthopaedic surgeon laugh when she broke her arm. Because it was humerus.

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Doc, my leg bone is missing! "You must be joking!"

"No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'

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Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus

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I knew a guy who broke his arm.... It was pretty humerus

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