Hurricane Matthew Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning.

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Funny Hurricane Matthew Jokes
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I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?

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If Hurricane Matthew is anything like me... It'll come before expected.

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Report: Ocean weather pattern weakens hurricane Matthew and spares damage during US landfall Meteorologists have decided to name the weather pattern "Sean Paul", as it had the right temperature to shelter us from the storm.

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Did you hear about the Florida teacher who stole the bottlenose dolphin from SeaWorld before Hurricane Matthew? She took it for educational porpoises.

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