Two Snowmen are in a field...
...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion.
An almost hysterical man calls 911...
He yells, "Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor just started now, it's really intense!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the operator.
"No dumbass! It's her husband!"
A hysterical man calls a hospital
"Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the operator.
"No you dumbass! It’s her husband!"
What did the hysterical 007 agent say to the car thief? Hes driving me bond cars.
What do you call a very, very old joke? Pre-hysterical!
I always wanted to die as calm as my grandfather... and not as hysterical as my grandmother on the passenger seat.
I used to tell a hysterical joke blindfolded... But not anymore, it’s too dark
Have you heard of the hysterical TIE fighter squadron? ... lol lol lol lol ...