My friend asked me why would you chase a girl that already has a boyfriend? I replied I would rather compete against one guy than the whole world
A lady sitting in the dentist... A lady sitting in the dentist chair told the dentist, "I would rather go through the pain of child birth than have you drill in my mouth." The dentist replied, "Well, you had better make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
I would rather have a colonoscopy than read twitter comments With a colonoscopy there's only a CHANCE you'll find cancer.
Death asked me if I wanted to hang around. I told him I would rather shoot myself.
Better to have Parkison's than Alzheimer I would rather drop a bit of my beer than forget to drink it!
Just before we paid the check at a restaurant, a cute waitress saw some leftovers and asked my dad “you wanna box?” “Nah, I would rather wrestle”
A blonde was in a hotel
The waiter knocked on the door and asked if she wanted coffee in bed?
The blonde answered "Well, I would rather have it in a cup"
My wife asked if I would rather give up cheese or blow jobs for the rest of my life. Bye filatio!
I would rather die in my sleep like my dad. . . Instead of kicking and screaming like the three people in the car with him.
Following is the chat between my two friends last night
F1 : Everyone look at the moon to spot Jupiter(yesterday Jupiter was visible for naked eye)
F2 : I would rather look at Jupiter to spot Jupiter
I would rather be called a drunk than an alcoholic. Because alcoholics have to go to all those meetings.
I would rather breed mice than crows Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.