Iceland Jokes

Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?

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Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from.... Iceland

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I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!

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Have you noticed That Ireland is one sea away from Iceland?

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If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?

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Funny Iceland Jokes
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Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland…

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Have you ever noticed... Ireland is one "sea" from Iceland?

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If a woman from Cuba marries a man from Iceland Are their children called ice cubes?

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Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile

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What's the difference between Ireland and Iceland? A sea.

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes.

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The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?

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Why there is no musilms in Iceland ? They all starved to death during Ramadan because the sun never sets.

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Bobby Charlton was asked Bobby Charlton was asked how he thought the England team of '66 would have fared against Iceland. " I think we'd have won 1-0 " he replied. "Only 1-0?" Said the reporter. "Yes," said Bobby. "Most of us are in our 70's now!"

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Spain, England and Ireland walk into a bar Iceland could not make it, he was still at the Euro´s

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England lost to Iceland in the Euro Cup and got knocked out I guess you could say its the worst thing to happen to them in the past 4 days

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Bobby Charlton was asked how he thought the English team of '66 would have fared against Iceland... He said, "We would have won 1-0"

"Only 1-0??" asked the reporter.

"Yes," said Bobby "Most of us are in our 70's now..."

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Its weird how Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland

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The food retailer Iceland recently got sued by the Government They've had all their assets frozen

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What do you call a programmer from Iceland? Nerdic

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the world needs to realize that Antifa stands for anti-fascist even Iceland and Greenland can confirm it

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Dr. Pepper tried to sell jalapeño-flavored drinks in Iceland It was given a chili reception

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Want to hear the World's 2 funniest jokes? Greeny Iceland and icy Greenland.

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Iceland's team today. All sons where are the daughters?

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Iceland is supposed to be cheap But Joe Hart couldn't save a thing.

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What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba? An ice cube.

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My dad is from Iceland and my mom is from Cuba I'm an ICECUBE

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Where do your eyes land first when you look at a world map? Iceland

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Did you know Iceland has no ice and Greenland has no grass? Netherlands fun

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I’m going to get vpn for safety reasons So I can teleport to Iceland when I started lagging or someone started shooting at me in WWIII

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