Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction.
Why did the iguana go to the doctor? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why did the iguana go to the doctor? He was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.
An Iguana can hold it's breathe for up to 28 minutes or longer if you don't mind it dying.
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What do you call it when an iguana gets too old and can't stand up on its own any more? A reptile disfunction.
My pet iguana has been really lethargic recently... He's been laying around a lot, and has trouble getting up. I took him to the vet, and he was diagnosed with a reptile dysfunction.
What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!
Did you hear about the iguana that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.
My Iguana My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the iguana get it up? He had a reptile dysfunction.
What is a reptile's favorite recreational drug? Mar-iguana.
Did you hear about the iguana who couldn’t reproduce? Turns out he was having a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call an Iguana that is high? Mariguana
I heard it's so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees. I'll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.
An Iguana went to the doctor complaining that he couldn't get it up. What was the doctor's diagnosis? A reptile dysfunction.
Iguana... tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction.
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Iguana get a divorce? Because Mr. Iguana had a reptile dysfunction.