Iguana Jokes

Funny Iguana Jokes
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Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction.

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Why did the iguana go to the doctor? He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the iguana go to the doctor? He was suffering from a reptile dysfunction.

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An Iguana can hold it's breathe for up to 28 minutes or longer if you don't mind it dying.

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A QA engineer walks into a bar He buys a beer.

He buys 2 beers.

He buys 9999999999999999 beers.

He buys -1 beers.

he buys 0.1 beers.

He buys iguana beers.

he buys u9obgn;ufobefo6,.g beers.

he buys 2'); DROP TABLE *; beers.

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What do you call it when an iguana gets too old and can't stand up on its own any more? A reptile disfunction.

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My pet iguana has been really lethargic recently... He's been laying around a lot, and has trouble getting up. I took him to the vet, and he was diagnosed with a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!

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Did you hear about the iguana that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.

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My Iguana My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the iguana get it up? He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What is a reptile's favorite recreational drug? Mar-iguana.

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Did you hear about the iguana who couldn’t reproduce? Turns out he was having a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call an Iguana that is high? Mariguana

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I heard it's so cold in Florida that frozen Iguanas are falling from trees. I'll make sure to bring a coat next time Iguana visit Florida.

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An Iguana went to the doctor complaining that he couldn't get it up. What was the doctor's diagnosis? A reptile dysfunction.

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Iguana... tap it, but I have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Iguana get a divorce? Because Mr. Iguana had a reptile dysfunction.

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